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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"

"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"

"Got late on my first day at work, blamed it on Rush Hour. Got late on the 2nd day, Blamed it on Rush Hour 2"

"What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."

"If you ever feel uncomfortable in your body, just remember that Pornhub wouldn't keep their fat girl category if guys didn't like it and it wasn't making them money."

"Why do women close their eyes during sex? They hate to see men have a good time."

"Occasionally, I like to go to Walmart, buy a jar of Vaseline, a cucumber and a Bottle of Gin and wink at the cashier"

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"Yes, I love them, Friend: You have sweet shop, don't you feel like eating? Him: Yes, I love them, but dad put all sweet counted, so I taste them and put them back..!!"

"What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with? Legolas"