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Joke of the Day
"I wear gasoline for cologne because b*tches love money."
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"Technically When is a computer like a blonde? When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on."
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"I booked a suite at a 5 star hotel and when my girlfriend arrived,on the bed spelled out in rose petals was ""be right out,I'm taking a shit"""
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