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Joke of the Day
"I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me."
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"China's stock market is down again We should have seen it coming. The red flags were everywhere."
"My new thesaurus is truly awful! I honestly have no words to describe how angry I am!"
"Why do black people have white palms? There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black."
"Two fish are in a tank... When one fish says, ""How do you drive this thing?"""
"[showing my 4yo a Slinky] me: look, it's walking down the stairs kid: what else can it do me: literally nothing"
"You haven't seen a woman overreact until you tell her she is overreacting."
"Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!"
"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."
"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"