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Joke of the Day
"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."
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"God said unto John, ""come forth and receive eternal life..."" But john came fifth and won a toaster. Not original but I love this joke"
"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now."
"My girlfriend was crying because she got a bad haircut I said, ""why are you crying? I'm the one that has to find a new girlfriend"""
"She : It's not working between us. He : Why ? She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course ?"
"told my Subway sandwich artist the toppings I wanted but then I whispered ""love"" so now I can't go to that Subway anymore"
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Free."
"How is parsley and pubic hair alike? You just brush them off to the side and keep eating"
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."