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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet? e-reptile dysfunction"
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"The new pool lifeguard was talking to his boss about his experience so far ""There's an exceptional amount of friendly people here. It's been at least seven who has waved at me."""
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
"What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter? Camenbert"
"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."
"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."
"I may love to shop but I'm not buying your bullshit."
"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"
"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"