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Joke of the Day

"Baby metamorphosis I feel like nobody names their baby Craig. One day, around age 35, the baby just becomes Craig. that is all"

"""Your mission... Should you chose to accept it..."" *Go to a bar you Hate *Put $50 in the Jukebox *Play nothing but Nickelback *Leave"

"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""

"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"

"BREAKING: Justin Bieber expresses interest in being baptized. Over 4 million people volunteer to hold his head under water."

"What's the best thing about 21 year olds in bed? There's 21 of them"

"A Man Walks Into A Bar... And Says ""Aw"""

"Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves. Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they"

"Why do mice have such small balls? Because so very few mice know how to dance..."