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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a hipster? Push them into the mainstream and watch them tumblr"
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"What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for? Haploid"
"Why do rpg characters like potions so much? Because they're always the life of the party!"
"You've heard of ""helicopter parents"" but I had a ""boomerang father"". He was meant to come back but he never did."
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
"Does anyone remember that show where Ron Howard was a kid with a paper route? Probably not. Opie delivered."
"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"
"Alan Turing was so gay it was illegal"
"Why do psychics ask questions?"
"""Easy Come, Easy Go"" - My clinic name if I ever become a urologist."