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Joke of the Day

"I made a barista at Starbucks cry when I put my name down as ""Dad"" and he just stood there calling it over and over"

"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"

"I replied ""maybe"" to your facebook event out of respect for the inherent uncertainty of life's journey."

"Drug dealers are always late. If your drug dealer is on time, it's the police."

"What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea? Thanks, it's my special tea."

"Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends? Because Saturday nights alright for freighting."

"We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve. We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'."

"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."

"Comment your best recent THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID Jokes of recent life situations"

"r/nowifi There seems to be nothing here"