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Joke of the Day

"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."

"If okcupid is all that great, then why would you need a 3 or 6 month subscription ?"

"Why couldn't the blacksmith use lead to create the lock? Because it would have Lead(II) trouble."

"[Hospital] Me:How's my dad? Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room ""You've never lived to up to your potential!"""

"What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net? Well man it's been reel."

"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""

"my neighbor who got his nut shot off last winter is outside gluing his license plate to his van"

"Why are blonde jokes so short? So that men can remember them."

"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."