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Joke of the Day
"McDonalds ...closing thigh gaps since 1967."
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"How does James Bond sleep? Around."
"I have a few jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"
"A lot of beautiful women have told me that I am a looker... and that I should stop."
"I think single ply toilet paper is very spiritual. I easily get in touch with my inner self."
"*Sexist Warning* ""Why is it called a waist?"" Because you can easily fit another pair of tits on there"
"What did one sick casket say to the other sick casket? Is that you, coffin?"
"Bring back your best yo mama jokes. Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"