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Joke of the Day
"What does the Dodge driver say when someone knocks the door? Cummins."
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"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
"What's the difference between a movie rental machine and several prehistoric towns? One is Redbox, the others are Bedrocks."
"Next time somebody tries to argue using statistics.... Remind them that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
"judas: honestly jesus is the coolest dude ever i hope he lives forever jesus: worst movie ive ever seen? Space Jam judas: yo what the f"
"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"
"Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd."
"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."