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Joke of the Day

"Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it."

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"Dad, the dog is having sex. Don't mind it, son, it's nature. Yes, I know dad. But it hurts!"
"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."
"A boy said to his father one day, ""Dad, when I grow up I want to be a musician."" His father responded, ""I'm sorry, son, you can't have it both ways."""
"I finally understood handling printers. LOL"
"What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to? Klondike Bars"
"MTV banning a video is kind of like a record store banning a book."
"So the Irish are pissed... ...drunk. ... Yeah."
"fur coat daughter tells mom who wears a fur coat daughter: did you know that your fur coat is a result of suffering of an animal? mom: you shouldn't talk about your dad that way"
"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"
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