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Joke of the Day

"What type of gun does a feminist carry? A revulva"

"What did one eyebrow say to the other? H-eyebrow"

"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."

"Why do Indians hate snow? It's white and it's on their land."

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"

"Vampire who is obsessed with his diet. -Count Calories"

"Went to Costco for eggs. Walked out with a toaster oven, an 80 inch 4K TV, minus 1 child and no eggs."

"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."

"What is important in relationships? Reflexivity and transitivity."