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Joke of the Day
"The Pope walked into a bar and was arrested for diddling little boys."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here pardner !"
"What is wrong with Riverdale that ARCHIE was the best option?"
"What is the only deaf animal? Def Leppard"
"My 8 year old daughter said she needed a new head coach at school I figured why not have my wife be the new head coach? She's great at it!"
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed."
"I was scared shitless when I found out I was constipated."
"My boss told me, ""you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?"" I replied, ""I'm not sure, it's hard to keep track"""
"You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket ... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
"[Heaven] Saint Peter: Welcome to the pearly gates! You're here early; you must be dying to get in! LOL Me: Too soon..."