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Joke of the Day
"I got arrested for killing a black man. They charged me with impersonating a police officer."
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"What do you call a Christian who visits shrines? A roamin' Catholic."
"When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire."
"What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge? One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge."
"I don't get laid on Saturdays. The last two words were unnecessary."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an alter boy."
"What's the difference between modern-day men and modern-day women? If you give a man a lemon, he'll make lemonade. But if you give a woman a lemon, she'll find some way to accuse it of rape."
"Why was the rooster angry? He just found his chicken strips. (Courtesy of my creative bartender pal)"
"""My imaginary friend is better than yours!"" ~ religion."
"I am not a weatherman but... you can expect 20 centimetres tonight"