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Joke of the Day
"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"
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"I was up late last night watching Philadelphia with Tom Hanks... ...We were the finalists in a cream cheese staring competition."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"
"Arguing with religious people is like trying to explain quantum mechanics to a potato."
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """
"Yeah, if Albert Einstein is so smart then why is he dead?"
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."
"What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm"