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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm? biting an apple and finding half a worm"

"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."

"I know it's ""cool"" to make fun of celebrities, but the Bieber jokes need to stop. That's somebody's daughter."

"Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed."

"Why are native americans the best strippers? Because when they dance they make it rain."

"What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today gone tomorrow."

"What is the difference between a straight man's mustache and a gay man's mustache? The smell."

"This o is out of cntext."

"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."

"What's the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out"