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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon? They'll tell you"

"Why can't some snakes get boners? Because they have a reptile dysfunction."

"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."

"Why was simba grounded? Because he was lion! Please. Please kill me.."

"I like my underwear the way i like my Ronda Rousey fights Boxer brief"

"BREAKING NEWS: Miami Heat joins LeBron James."

"Police are puzzled by the theft of the police station bathrooms. .. Detectives released a statement saying that ""They have nothing to go on""."

"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."

"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."

"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."