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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """
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"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
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"How long does it take for mods to remove a post? [removed]"
"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."