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Joke of the Day
"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."
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"When meeting someone, I walk calmly and slowly toward them while something explodes behind me, because first impressions are important."
"Who's the chief of the internet? E-ronimo!"
"Donald Trump? Donald Trump"
"You know you are a bad driver when............. you see more middle fingers than a manicurist."
"Had a bad mix up at the store today. Cashier said strip down facing me. Apparently she meant my credit card."
"What did the body-building priest say after he was caught eating all the communion? I was putting on Mass."
"""A mind is a terrible thing to waste."" A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."
"Did you guys hear about the gay truckers? They traded loads"