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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from Paris It was a blast."
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"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"I googled 'missing medieval servant boy' 404 Paige not found"
"Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice? An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"
"What's the favourite toy of Turkish rulers? Beyblades."
"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."
"My daughter just said ""I goed potty in the fish bowl"". She is a 27 year old investment banker. Why did she goed potty there?"
"What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up? I can't feel my face when I'm with you..."
"What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill? $2.23 in change."