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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Just tried to cook something from scratch and ended up summoning a demon."

"A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said 'It's no good you talking to me young man I'm stone deaf !'"

"Intellectual. A man who can explain electricity but doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb."

"Im surprised Mayweather can hug so well... despite all those domestic abuse charges"

"Was in the hot tub a full 3 minutes before I noticed the floating chipmunk so probably don't ask me questions about a crime scene"

"I stay up at night worrying about what happens to the unquestioned Jeopardy answers."

"I went into Paris to eat some Snails... and ended up with a belly full of Slugs"

"As a kid I always wanted to be a conductor ... Now I think it requires too much training."

"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"