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Joke of the Day
"What's Hitler's favorite video game? Mein Kraft"
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"How can you tell if you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."
"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."
"I dated a midget once, we were in love.. I was nuts over her."
"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"
"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"
"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."