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Joke of the Day
"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."
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"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"
"""Shrooms before brooms,"" I say to the coven of stereotypical witches who have quite magically appeared in my living room."
"Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, ""The M&M's""."
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"Who really appreciates a good fisting? A sock puppy."
"Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire"
"Ever just read somebody's post and think.... what th H is this person talking about? they never seem to make any sense."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"
"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"