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Joke of the Day
"Dear 70 year old man with the ponytail: stop it."
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"Say what you want about pedophiles At least they drive slowly near schools"
"You can put Hillary Clinton supporters into two baskets. The basket of adorables, and the basket of deportables."
"My boss yelled at me yesterday ""It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!"" I said, ""Probably that it's Friday?""..."
"An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway... He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh."
"A club sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm sorry, we don'tserve food here."""
"My wife said she wanted to see 50 Shades of Grey. So I took a photo of her hair!"
"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."
"Jewish football What's the worst part about having an all Jewish football team? You have to replace the whole team every time they take a shower"
"I just robbed everyone at a Whole Foods Market, armed with nothing but a bag of gluten."