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Joke of the Day
"A Priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar... he orders a drink."
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"Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in cherry trees. You ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? *Then it's working*."
"My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin....... I asked how he could tell them apart. He said ""Her brother has a mustache."""
"*holds flashlight under chin Me: suddenly the mystery of... Son: haha Dad has like 3 chins *drops flashlight Me: SANTA CLAUS IS FAKE!!"
"Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged."
"I was just at the beach and heard someone yell ""Help! Shark!"" I am pretty sure that shark wasn't going to help him..."
"Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers? He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. ^^back ^^to ^^work..."
"I would tell you a chemistry joke about Sodium and Bromine Oxide but... Na BrO"
"Just found a $5 bill in the dryer. -Adds money laundering to criminal resume."
"What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce? impasta"