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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if you're at a gay picnic? The hot dogs taste like shit."

"Knock knock.. Come in!"

"if u disregard the teeth, shark attacks are actually kinda cute"

"Ugly girls shouldn't be allowed to get pretty girl tattoos. Like instead of butterflies they should have to get pterodactyls."

"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."

"Whats the difference between a blond and a mosquito? If you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking!"

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"What do you say to a dangerously cheesy chicken? Stay out of parms way."

"I NEVER WORE EARPLUGS TO CONCERTS WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL AND I TURNED OUT FINE!"

"My girlfriend told me she loses Mortal Kombat matches on purpose. She said it's the only time I finish her."