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Joke of the Day
"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."
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"What happened to the fireman who let the house burn? He got fired."
"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"
"Did you hear the tragic news about Robin Williams? He's considering a Mrs. Doubtfire sequel."
"A cowboy is buying condoms. ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please"" he says. ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" asks the cashier. ""Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."""
"New, cuter name I came up with for dog shit: ""Snoopy poopy. """
"If you're robbing my house, just bring a second guy to eat a pizza in front of my dog while you take whatever you want."
"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Welcome to the jungle. Happy Birthday to you. - Christina Aguilera at a kid's birthday party."
"[Troy in the olden times] ""WTF is that?"" A wooden horse ""It's not full of soldiers is it?"" [from in horse] JUST TAKE IT INSIDE & HAVE A LOOK"
"I don't mean to brag but my stalker has OCD so he trims my bushes while he's hiding in them waiting for me to get home."