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Joke of the Day

"Hubby is trying to get it up...There we go...Ok now it won't go down-oh there it goes...Shit, now it's going back up! Garage door is broken"

"How do you tell if your gas station attendant is a former porn star? Right before he finishes pumping your gas he takes it out and sprays it all over your car"

"What happens when you click A on thIs post Someone unkowingly gives me internet points."

"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"

"If I park 20 spots from the store in an empty parking lot and you park next to me, I'm slamming my door into your car 34 times."

"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"What would MLK be if he was alive? White"

"Two women sitting quietly."

"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"