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Joke of the Day
"Step 1: Walk without rhythm, Step 2: Ride the worm Step 3: Prophet"
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"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"Captain Hook's Girlfriend Breaking Up with Him It's not you, It's Smee."
"apparently math tests aren't like pregnancy tests and peeing on them IS FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT."
"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"
"You know it's a shitty day at the office when Everytime you walk into the bathroom all the stalls are taken"
"What's the best thing about twenty three year old's? [They're of age.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)"
"I rang the gym about joining their yoga class. They asked: *""how flexible are you?""*   I said *""I can't make Wednesdays or Thursdays""*."
"Why hasn't there been a coup in the United States? Because they don't have a US Embassy."
"The description is hilarious! The title is deeply misinformed."