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Joke of the Day

"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."

"""So did you get lucky last night?"" You better believe it! [flashback to me making all green lights omw home after girl refused to kiss me]"

"My religious, conservative upbringing taught me that poor people are lazy and the rich are giving. Real life taught me the opposite."

"Always thought my Chinese neighbor was super religious... Turns out he was just playing all the time. Just came up with this. I'll show myself out."

"TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush."

"I was going to make a joke about an oil refinery... but I didn't want to make a crude joke."

"Teen Joke Teacher:"" What comes after 69?"" Student:"" Mouthwash."" Teacher:""Get out."""

"[as a kid] Can't wait to grow up and make my own decisions! [now] Why did I think this would be fun"

"I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim."

"How do you know if your neighbor is gay? His dick tastes like shit"