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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a man and an octopus? Octopus: eight tentacles, each its own neural structure that offloads work from the brain Human Male: one tentacle which controls brain"

"Who corrects Santa's grammar? A subordinate Clause."

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"

"Everyone says they are sick of my Linkin Park references... But in the end, it doesn't even matter."

"She discovered that a hung jury is nowhere near as exciting as it sounds."

"If you can't handle me at my fattest, then you sure as hell don't deserve me if I ever lose weight. Which could happen, you don't know."

"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."

"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"The FedEx guy said I look like a sexy pirate. I'm not sure if that's considered sexual harassment or flirting."