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Joke of the Day

"A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar he orders a drink and walks to chuck-E-cheese"

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"[all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night"

"Black Friday is the Christian holiday where Jesus rose from the grave at 4am to get in line to purchase a discounted HDTV for his Father."

"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."

"Saw a FB group called 'I hate rapists'. *Phew* glad we solved that problem. Anything else we need to tackle while I've got the keyboard out?"

"This tag on my panties has been tickling my ass all morning, I was gonna cut it off but I'm lonely"

"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."

"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"