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Joke of the Day
"The World's Shortest Joke Two women were sitting quietly."
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"I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers"
"How many vowels are in the word 'vowel'? Four. O, double-u and e."
"I married an amputee last week She single handedly changed my life"
"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."
"Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay."
"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."
"What's worse than a cardboard box? Paper titties"
"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."
"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"