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Joke of the Day
"Who corrects Santa's grammar? A subordinate Clause."
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"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? A strongly worded reprimand from the university's board of regents, and an immediate withdrawal of your funding."
"If it looks like I'm typing for five minutes I'm really just trying to spell diarrhea."
"[lost in Spain] Wife: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Spanish with a local]: gracias Wife: well? Me: we are in Spain"
"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."
"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."
"For every movie about Vietnam starring Chuck Norris, the historical duration of the war decreases. Just 3 more ""Missing in Action"" sequels, and that war will have never actually existed."
"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"