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Joke of the Day

"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""

"I like how McDonalds mixes the napkins in the to-go bag with the greasy food, so that even when I'm wiping my mouth I can get fatter."

"Before I eat chips, I have to look in the bag for a perfect one"

"Social life? You mean my phone?"

"4 worst drivers Women Asians Old people And the combination of the 3"

"Now I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger... But she did move to California in 1849"

"What does 90-year-old pussy taste like? Depends."

"Want to know how the Cold War was ended? It was with Robotussin and space heaters."

"On the train... A girl sneezes. you: ""bless you."" she: ""sorry, i have a boyfriend."" voice from a few seats behind you: ""i'm a vegan."""

"Got pulled over by a cop, asking me if I knew how fast I was going No, I said - the speedometer only goes up to 240 km/h"