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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the couple who stole a calendar? They both got six months."
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"
"Men can't have multiple orgasms so having sex several times is hard Then soft, then hard, then soft"
"If I spray a mosquito with mosquito repellant... Will he be so filled with self loathing that he commits suicide?"
"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same... Once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal."
"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."
"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"
"I heard Simon say, ""Turn to the next page."""
"My fan has two settings: - Barely moving. - Could propel a hovercraft across the Everglades."
"BLIND KIDS: Lady Gaga looks like what a chicken sounds like."