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Joke of the Day

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"

"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"

"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."

"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"

"I really admire people who can joke about themselves so I made up this joke....It starts ""I have Alzheimer's ..."

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"Facebook now tags fake news stories from sites like The Onion with #satire to protect users who lack 1st grade critical thinking skills."

"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"

"What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox."