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Joke of the Day

"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"

"David Cameron Went to his local butcher. He asked the butcher for a steak. The butcher asked ""what is your favourite cut?"", David replied, ""the public sector""."

"Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart."

"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"

"I just got a new dog that's half Saint Bernard and half Pitbull He likes to save people and then kill them."

"[Sea fishing] Me: This is fun. [Deep sea fishing] Me: Many men go fishing all their lives without knowing that it's not fish they're after."

"When the cleaning lady say's ""Have a good night"", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our ""You too"" response in harmony."

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"

"I like my women how I like my cake. White, thick, moist, and in my mouth."