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Joke of the Day

"I went to the Doctor for a checkup, and he started shoving toy horses up my ass He looked up and told me my condition was 'stable'"

"What's the difference between an egg and a root? You can beat a good egg"

"What do you call a snail on a ship? A snailor!!"

"Nice try Asian guy in porns."

"Two blonds were driving to disneyland. The sign said: Disney left.. So they started crying and headed home."

"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"How did the Endorian get to school every day? Ewok'd."

"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."

"maybe your boyfriend broke up with you cuz you called him baby instead of something cool like king wiener"

"Did you know Helen Keller had a very pretty dollhouse? Neither did she."