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Joke of the Day

"Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!"

"I always find New Year's Eve stressful. I've been diagnosed with old langxiety."

"What did one Jew say to the other Jew? Is it just me, or is this room getting really hot??"

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"What's the definition of black foreplay? Don't scream or I'll kill you."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't tip her."

"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."

"So a beautiful girl I met was coming to my house.. But I was afraid of getting a boner, so I taped my dick to my leg. She shows up in a mini-skirt, smoking hot.. so I kicked her in the face."

"Halloween = Candy, Thanksgiving = Food, Christmas = Gifts, New Years = Drinks, Valentines = Sex, Birthdays = ALL OF THE ABOVE"

"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"