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Joke of the Day
"I don't necessarily enjoy being the bad influence...but hey, somebody has to do it!"
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"what do you call a deer without eyes? no eyedeer.."
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."
"DONALD Your tax returns now! Clinton: We all did our tax returns now show is yours Trump: I emailed it you"
"I accidentally kicked my cat off of the bed while adjusting my blankets. Now he's in the corner sadly humming a Sarah McLachlan song."
"My wife said that if anything ever happened to her, she'd want me to meet someone new. Apparently, getting stuck in traffic doesn't count as ""anything""."
"What's a pirate's favorite digital image format? tARRRRRGa"
"Back in my day, we didn't have iPads. If we wanted to act elitist, we stuck the collars of our Polos straight up."
"""There's a sleeping person. Let's go ask it questions."" Children"
"Remember, YOUR God is real. All those other Gods are ridiculous, made-up nonsense. But not yours. Your God is real. Whichever one that is."