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Joke of the Day

"What do Swimming and Masturbation have in common? You have to get through a lot of fluid to find the perfect stroke."

"I'm hosting a charity concert for people who struggle to reach orgasm, if you can't come, let me know."

"A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren't helping."

"How do you tune a fish? With its scales!"

"Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying? because they ran out of Natural Light"

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"

"Bumper sticker I boinked the mother of an honor roll student at Parkdale Elementary. My wife..."

"The Eddie Izzard Diabetic Suicide Prevention Hotline 1-800-CAKRDTH"

"A cheese shop was just bombed in Paris. There's de-brie everywhere ^^^I'm ^^^really ^^^sorry"

"Guy: Do you like Cds? Girl: Um, sure that's a weird question why? Guy: Cuz u about to see deez nuts!"