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Joke of the Day
"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."
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"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"
"How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online? He types, ""HALOL"""
"What the lifelong atheist said when he reached the Pearly Gates. I'll be damned!"
"Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia? It was so touching."
"I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm typing it."
"Forgot to do yoga yesterday. That makes it 6 years in row now."
"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [NSFW? ] It depends on how hard you throw them."
"A kid has cancer Then he gets AIDS from his mom"