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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
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"If an Islamic man is murdered, what do you call it? A Muhommid-cide."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"Pimple Be Like Pimple : Where Are You Going ?? Me : Partying with Friends Pimple : Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!"
"I haven't heard anything from my doctor since my ear surgery. Or anyone, for that matter."
"Imagine the havoc if raccoons could fly. Rotund shadows grow larger over a pizza guy moments before he's swarmed by snarling, handsy demons."
"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"[someone reading a beautiful poem in german] ME: i have never been more frightened"
"Sea World announced they're not going to breed Orcas in captivity anymore... So now the only whales you'll see in a theme park are the American women"