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Joke of the Day
"What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."
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"What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today? He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, ""Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"""
"HR: You know why you're here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?"
"I had a little bird, her name was enza, I opened up the window and influenza."
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single"
"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"
"What do you call a fat cop? A fuzz ball"
"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"
"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""
"An Eskimo walks into a bakery and orders an apple pie, a cherry pie and a blueberry pie. The baker says, ""sorry, we don't serve Eskimo pies here."""