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Joke of the Day

"How many pornstars does it take to screw a light bulb? Nobody knows, they keep cutting themselves. PS: original joke"

"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."

"What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !"

"My sister and her husband just split up, so I got my 8 year old niece the new ""Divorce Barbie"" She comes with half of Ken's stuff."

"is Kristen Stewart a Vulcan"

"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"

"So I just got back from a trip in Germany, and I realized how awful American children are. While they may be nice and all where I live in NYC, kids in Germany are kinder."

"Q: Why couldn't Batman go fishing? A: Because Robin ate the worms."

"If I had a dollar for every gender I'd have $1.79."