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Joke of the Day
"Want to have a haircut like Jesus? Just ask for the ""What Would Jesus 'Do!"""
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"What's the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes home from camp."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking, I'm the one about to be eaten!"""
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly? They're all dead!"
"What do you call a fish out of water? Asians? Idk it's been a rough day."
"A frog goes into a bank... Only to *robbit*."
"Little Johnny complains to mom at home, ""Mom, our teacher really doesn't know anything. He keeps asking us!"""
"What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They're stuck up bitches."
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."