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Joke of the Day

"HR: You know why you're here? Me: So we can be alone? HR: Your new nickname is a problem. Me: We all have them. HR: Yes, but Sperminator?"

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my cock!"

"BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub."

"Oh nothing, just editing this agreement. And by editing, I mean writing ""ool J"" after every mention of an LLC."

"What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop an onion."

"Took me 5 minutes to pick up the soap I dropped in the shower so I hope I never commit a felony."

"Auto-erotic asphyxiation You can go on about it until you're blue in the face, I'm still not interested."

"I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives."

"'Rowdy' Ronda came to my town to give a speech. It was Rousing."

"Where does a toilet keep his secrets? In his diarrhea."