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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Rastafarian poor? Because he was jah bless"
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"What's the most intelligent breakfast? A Stephen Fry-up."
"CNN has confirmed that aliens might actually be involved in the disappearance of Flight 370. At least two illegal immigrants were caught on camera boarding the plane."
"""I don't know, dude. Probably science & shit."" Worst answer I ever gave in a job interview. :("
"My favorite part of eating alone at this trendy restaurant was when the waitress asked if I had cats because I had cat hair, ""all over."""
"A cannibal went for a walk... ...and he passed his brother"
"Ever listen to the radio station WPMS? 3 weeks of the blues, one week of rag-time"
"Ever see a bottle of TUMS in the mirror? You'll run out of windex..."
"Did you hear about the opera singing monk? He took a vow of Pavarotti."
"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"