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Joke of the Day
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
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"How many meateaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
"In know what comes after I... Just Kidding!"
"My wife gave me the silent treatment for a week... It ended when I told her ""We've been getting along really well lately""."
"""Well grandma,"" I said, ""this is where you will be staying eventually, do you like it? "" She shouted, ""Will you fuck off and let me visit your granddad's grave in peace!"""
"It's surprising how little people change Actually the process isn't that different, other than the tiny clothes"
"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."
"""what's your most cherished memory keith?"" [looks at my wife and baby in crowd with loving smile] [leans into mic] i heard a dog laugh once"
"Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another."